Fifty "Facts"
about Hull which are true/not true
- All/most/some pubs in the Old
Town are linked with the River Hull/Old Harbour/Holy Trinity Church, for the
purposes of smuggling
- King Billy gets off his horse
and goes for a drink in the King Billy pub when he hears Holy Trinity Church
clock strike midnight (this is true). King Billy gets off his horse and goes
for a drink in the pub when the clock strikes 13 (this isn't true).
- The sculptor of King Billy committed
suicide when he realised he'd left off the stirrups (King William is depicted
as a Roman Emperor, who didn't wear stirrups)
- Holy Trinity Church is the largest
parish church in Britain (a meaningless statement, but one which most people
repeat - one needs to define whether what is meant by "largest"
- by area, size, volume, size of parish....)
The Land of Green Ginger is where....
(choose your own favourite explanation and defend it against all-comers)
- Hull is a small fishing village
at the end of a railway siding
- You need a passport to go from
East Hull to West Hull or vice-versa. Although why anyone should feel the
need to go to East Hull is beyond me, you only have to come back again
- Hull = Hessle Road = The Fishing
Industry
- The plotting chamber in the Olde
White Harte is where...... (sorry this is so utterly boring I can't bear to
finish the sentence)
- The Old Town has been renovated/refurbished/restored
(it's actually been almost totally destroyed and a cardboard cut-out put in
its place)
- The Marina is anything to do with
the people of Hull (well do you know anyone with a yacht?)
- Holy Trinity Church is built on
foundations of sacks of wool
- Hull is called Hull
- We have the only white telephone
boxes in the country (actually I'm cheating, that is true)
- The Docks/Queens Dock/Queens Gardens
was the first dock built in Britain
- The Humber Bridge is the longest.....
(I'm probably cheating again, but not for very long)
- There was ever a place called
East Yorkshire (no, don't stir that up again.....)
- Hull people chose willingly to
live in multi-storey blocks of flats
- Hull gas lots of famous writers,
musicians, poets, pop groups, actors - and all of them knew Philip Larkin/The
Housemartins/Maureen Lipman - or are Philip Larkin/The Housemartins/Maureen
Lipman
- The Fishermen's Memorial statue
was holding a fish in his hand
- The Amy Johnson statue is ugly/doesn't
look like her/and anyway is modern so we don't like it
- Robinson Crusoe ser sail from
Hull (surely this must be true, isn't there a statue of him in Queens Gardens?)
- Hull has two rugby teams and if
you support one of them I-don't-know-which-one-I-know-nothing-about-this-sort-of-thing
you can't eat bacon?
- The local newspaper is called
the Hull Daily Mail
- No-one except academics can write
local history
- Hull has a Labour Party
- The pub The Black Boy in High
Street (which of course has/has not a secret tunnel linking it with the Old
Harbour/Holy Trinity Church for the purposes of smuggling) is so named.....whichever
story you're told its probably not the reason (and it's definitely nothing
to do with black slaves/slavery)
- Wilberforce Monument was built
on foundations of cotton wool (I don't understand this one myself)
- East Hull is "the Christian
side of the river"
- Reckit and Colman's built Garden
Village
- The Civil War started in Hull
- Greater Hull includes the natural
suburbs of Bilton, Anlaby, Willerby, Kirkella
- The streets of Hull are paved
with FISH!
- Princes Quay is a REGIONAL
SHOPPING CENTRE
- Any ghost story associated with
a pub - eg: The Oberon (not true but good for business
- The "Ghost Estate" Beverley
High Road
- Wincolmlee is anything to do
with an old woman "winking and lying"
- Hull's seed crushing industry/paint
making businesses were developed as a direct result of the whaling industry
- Beware of the date given for the
last whaling voyage of Hull's last whaling ship
- Prefabs last 10 years
- Joseph Rank was born in The Mill
pub
- The Oberon Pub, Queen Street,
dates back to Shakespeare's times (this must be true it's on the Marina Heritage
Trail audio cassette)
- The railway lines ran to the former
M.S. and L.Railway Station in Nelson Street (former Humber Ferry booking office)
- Bransholme is in East Hull
- Hull is a city of cyclists (so
where's the network of cycle paths?)
- The new Victoria Dock Estate is
a maritime village
- 'Halfpenny bridge' was demolished
in the 1930s
- The Guildhall is called the Town
Hall (look at the entrance gates)
- Mary Pickford sits on top of The
Tower (cinema)
- Hull is a Great Yorkshire City
Compiled by Christopher
Ketchell
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